I Don't Wanna Be Friends

I don't wanna be friends

Cuttin' you off like split ends

I hate the way you speak

So fucking condescendingly

You're so annoying how you think

I hope you cry yourself to sleep

I hate the way you cut your hair

Probably never brush your teeth

God you always play the victim

That's your exit strategy

Sometimes I fantasize

In my dreams at night

What it would be like

If you were dying

And I could save your life

But I wouldn't think twice

Cause when you're dead and gone

I'll be smiling

I don't wanna be friends

Cuttin' you off like split ends

I can't even pretend

Like I wanna be friends, friends, friends

I don't wanna be friends

God I hate the way you talk

Yeah you probably should stop

I hope you get hit in your fucking mouth

And then you lose your job

I hope you die alone and sad

Then the angels bring you back

So I can run you over with my car

Before I fuck your dad

Sometimes I fantasize

In my dreams at night

You and me somewhere out in the ocean

And I could save your life

But I wouldn't think twice

Cause I can't throw away

This perfect moment

I don't wanna be friends

Cutting you off like split ends

I can't even pretend

Like I wanna be friends, friends friends

I don't wanna be friends

Fuck you, fuck you

I don't wanna be friends with you, with you

I don't wanna be friends with you, with you

I don't wanna be friends

I don't wanna be friends

Fuck you, fuck you

I don't wanna be friends with you, with you

I don't wanna be friends with you, with you

I don't wanna be friends

I don't wanna be

Friends

Cutting you off like split ends

I can't even pretend

Like I wanna be friends, friends, friends

I don't wanna be friends