“In the year 2025, scientists mired in the socioeconomic swamp banished by the powers that be plot to regain their dignity from the shadows. They have, in the murky abyss of Bullock Creek, pulled from fiction and natural history their very own Frankenstein. The once extinct Demon Duck of Doom, a giant ravenously carnivorous fuck-goose to be unleashed on Australia’s neo-capitalist elites. May God have mercy on their souls because this mad chicken certainly won’t. Eat those cunts!”

QANTAS profits

Woolworths reaps the profits

Woodside profit

Newscorp reap the profits

Thunderduck, he’s a badass

Eats oligarchs in a mad rush

He’s our powers magnified

And he’s fighting on the planet’s side

Thunderduck, he’s a badass

Eats oligarchs in a mad rush

He’s our powers magnified

And he’s fighting on the planet’s side

Gina profits

Twiggy fucking profits

Koshy profits

And the pigs protect these profits

Thunderduck, he’s a badass

Eats oligarchs in a mad rush

He’s our powers magnified

And he’s fighting on the planet’s side

Thunderduck, he’s a badass

Eats oligarchs in a mad rush

He’s our powers magnified

And he’s fighting on the planet’s side

Albo, he fucking profits

Peter Dutton reaps the profits

Scomo reaps the profits

The fucking demon duck of doom will come for ya motherfuckers

“Demon Duck of Doom, the planet’s last great avenger. Raised out of the ground of Bullock Creek to devour the souls of the rich and powerful. The true saviour of humanity”