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Frictionless Wipe
4,888
Comedy
Frictionless Wipe was released on April 4, 2025 by OCT Records as a part of the album Frictionless Wipe - Single
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Release DateApril 4, 2025
LabelOCT Records
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM117

Music Video

Music Video

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Peter Pappalardo
Peter Pappalardo
Background Vocals
Luke Pappalardo
Luke Pappalardo
Background Vocals
Vinny Locasto
Vinny Locasto
Background Vocals
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Peter Pappalardo
Peter Pappalardo
Songwriter
Luke Pappalardo
Luke Pappalardo
Songwriter
Vinny Locasto
Vinny Locasto
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Peter Pappalardo
Peter Pappalardo
Producer
Luke Pappalardo
Luke Pappalardo
Engineer
Justin Miller
Justin Miller
Engineer

Lyrics

I ate Chipotle, my stomach is bloated
My tummy's turnin', so I head to the toilet
Take a seat and I let out my doodie
I grab some paper and I scrape at my booty
(Oh)
It's a frictionless wipe, and now I'll be here all night
I slide across the one-ply like I'm gliding on ice
I had a frictionless wipe, my hand is cramping tonight
I've made a human mudslide, every wipe is not white
I had a frictionless wipe, a frictionless wipe, a frictionless
I had a frictionless wipe, a frictionless wipe, a frictionless (Oh)
Frictionless wipe, a frictionless wipe, a frictionless
(I had a frictionless wipe)
Frictionless wipe, a frictionless wipe, a frictionless
Uh-huh, hit the poop deck, system's overloaded
I pop a squat and then I empty a load in
Spread my cheeks and unleash an explosion
It doesn't matter if I crumple or fold it
'Cause it's a frictionless wipe, and now I'll be here all night
I'm numb in both of my thighs, I can't stand for my life
'Cause of this frictionless wipe, my butt's a Sharpie tonight
I glide across the one-ply, the glissando of wipes
Oh, it's a frictionless wipe, a frictionless wipe, a frictionless
A frictionless wipe, a frictionless wipe, a frictionless
God, I had a frictionless wipe, a frictionless wipe, a frictionless
(A frictionless wipe)
Frictionless wipe, a frictionless wipe, a frictionless
(Oh)
It's just a frictionless wipe, and now I'll be here all night
I slide across the one-ply like I'm gliding on ice
I had a frictionless wipe, my hand is cramping tonight
I made a human mudslide, every wipe is not white
I got a frictionless wipe (Frictionless wipe, a frictionless wipe, a frictionless)
(I had a frictionless wipe, a frictionless wipe, a frictionless)
(A frictionless wipe, a frictionless wipe, a frictionless)
(A frictionless wipe, a frictionless wipe, a frictionless)
Written by: Luke Pappalardo, Peter Pappalardo, Vinny Locasto
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