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Helpdesk
Electronic
Helpdesk was released on March 9, 2025 by Schoenwald Records as a part of the album Obfuscate
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Release DateMarch 9, 2025
LabelSchoenwald Records
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM131

Music Video

Music Video

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
ELIPSCION
ELIPSCION
Programming
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Brett Schoenwald
Brett Schoenwald
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Brett Schoenwald
Brett Schoenwald
Producer

Lyrics

I was born to trace the echoes in the wire,
Decrypting shadows, setting traps for the fire.
But here I sit in this cursed chair,
Asking, “Did you try to reboot it? I swear.”
They click the links, they spill the keys,
Phishing schemes like a digital disease.
I should be running threat intel streams,
Not telling Bob how to clear his screen.
I’m drowning in password resets, stuck in a loop,
Dreaming of packets, intrusion, the root.
Caught in a ticket queue, wasting my prime,
While they’re plugging in USBs every damn time!
“You lost your files?” Ctrl+Z!
“Printer’s offline?” Let me breathe…
Wireshark’s running, I see the attack,
But I’m resetting modems—I’m holding me back!
They click the links, they spill the keys,
Ransomware dancing like a symphony.
I should be hardening SIEMs and rules,
Not teaching execs how to use their tools.
I’m drowning in password resets, stuck in a loop,
Dreaming of packets, intrusion, the root.
Caught in a ticket queue, wasting my prime,
While they’re plugging in USBs every damn time!
Zero-day whispers, exploits ignite,
While I’m still stuck on a Teams call tonight.
The firewall sings, the SOC calls my name,
But I’m fixing Outlook—man, what a shame.
One day I’ll break out, I’ll monitor, defend,
No more “turn it off and back on again.”
Until then I suffer, I wait, I endure,
The Blue Team is calling… I’ll get there for sure.
Written by: Brett Schoenwald
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