Burger King Foot Lettuce

Burger King foot lettuce

Burger King foot lettuce

Burger King foot lettuce

Burger King foot lettuce

Burger King foot lettuce

Burger King foot lettuce

Found some foot lettuce in my spicy chicken nuggets

Thinking someone just decided to say, "Fuck it"

And gave the lettuce very contagious fungus

It's gone and caused me a whole lot of ruckus

I swore the nuggets tried to come to life

When they jumped up and gave me pinkeye

It's been causing me way too much strife

Because the look of my face makes me want to die

Burger King foot lettuce

Burger King foot lettuce

Burger King foot lettuce

Burger King foot lettuce

Burger King foot lettuce

Burger King foot lettuce

Whose toe jam is placed in my food again

Didn't think anyone would go to this extent

I better go shoot myself with an epipen

Because I'm allergic to tough actin' Tinactin

Should I stop wanting to eat so-called death food

I do have a simple and clear answer just for you

Maybe not now but when I'm in the fucking mood

Let me eat it and enjoy this radioactive poop

Burger King foot lettuce

Burger King foot lettuce

I order a bacon cheeseburger but I ended up getting a

Number one golden showers