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Five Seven
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Punk
Five Seven was released on April 1, 2025 by Omernac as a part of the album April Fools: Wasserfest! - EP
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Release DateApril 1, 2025
LabelOmernac
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM150

Music Video

Music Video

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Cameron Malloy
Cameron Malloy
Guitar, Background Vocals
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Brian Jordan Alvarez
Brian Jordan Alvarez
Songwriter
David Bakhash
David Bakhash
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Cameron Malloy
Cameron Malloy
Co-Producer

Lyrics

This is a song about just–
I just–I am never gonna tell my wife how tall I am
Because she doesn't know
So I am 5'7" but my wife thinks I'm 5'9"
That's right, I lie about my height all the time
And she believes me
Because I am always sitting
But I think she would leave me
If she knew I was itty bitty
I don't want pity, just please
Please don't laugh at me with my wife
She likes me at my real height
But she doesn't the mathematics
'Cause sometimes she can get dramatic
So I lie to save my life
I am 5'7" but my wife thinks I'm 5'9"
I am 5'7" but I can't keep living this lie
I know I am shy about my height
But I am strong and I think it's time
I am 5'7", not 5'9"
Sometimes I'm public and my wife asks my height
What is your height?
I say I'm 5'9"
But I know that's not right
I am 5'7", that's the truth
And I am never gonna get taller for you
I am 5'7" but my wife thinks I'm 5'9"
I am 5'7" but I can't keep living this lie
I know I am shy about my height
But I am strong and I think it's time
I am 5'7", not 5'9"
Don't ask my height
Don't ask my shoe size
Do not ask me how long is my forearm
My fingers are perfect
Just to hold your hand
Because I love you
Even though I am just an itty bitty man
I am 5'7", I'm not 5'9"
But you are always gonna be my wife
Written by: Brian Jordan Alvarez, David Bakhash
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