Shitting In Church

I'm about to shit my britches

In this holy house of God

Lord I'm stinking and I'm itching

This log might just dislodge

The preacher man won't take a break

He's been preaching for three damn days

If he don't stop sometime soon

These folks are gonna see their first monsoon

I'm letting it go and I can't stop

It's on the floor please get the mop

It smells like shit down in these pews

It's all over the Baptists and the Jews

They're passing out left and right

But the preacher just thinks they're finding Christ

It's leaking on down the middle aisle

And it's getting close to Brother Kyle

The preacher's on a heater going on and on

He doesn't know that I'm shitting inside God's home

I'm letting it go and I can't stop

It's on the floor please get the mop

It smells like shit down in these pews

It's all over the Baptists and the Jews

They're passing out left and right

But the preacher just thinks they're finding Christ

Yeah, he thinks that they're just finding Christ