Helicopter Dick

I got a beer in my hand, and I'm shaking my hips

And I ain't wearin' pants, 'cause I learned a new trick

If I build enough speed, circle spinnin' my meat

It'll lift me right up in the air, off my feet

Got a helicopter dick, and it's all that I need

A helicopter dick, I'm high and I'm free

If you ever thought your dick wasn't good for a thing

Then shake your old hips, you can fly beside me

Helicopter dick, helicopter meat

Shaking my hips, flying so free

Helicopter dick, join in the fleet

We'll fly over town and head to the East

Flying so high, come give it a try

My penis a propeller, I'm up in the sky

And I can go wherever I want in a hurry

My helicopter dick got me up with the birdies

So fellas, come try, no, you don't have to worry

Spin your meat around 'til it starts to get blurry

You'll be lifted off the ground, and baby, that's it

Welcome to the life of a helicopter dick

Helicopter dick, helicopter meat

Shaking my hips, flying so free

Helicopter dick, join in the fleet

We'll fly over town and head to the East

We're up off the ground, we're shaking our meat around and around

We're feeling complete, we ain't coming down, we ain't gonna be

Touching that ground, yeah, baby, you'll see

So fellas, come try, no, you don't have to worry

Spin your meat around 'til it starts to get blurry

You'll be lifted off the ground, and baby, that's it

Welcome to the life of a helicopter dick

Helicopter dick, helicopter meat

Shaking my hips, flying so free

Helicopter dick, join in the fleet

We'll fly over town and head to the East

Helicopter dick, helicopter meat

Shaking my hips, flying so free

Helicopter dick, join in the fleet

We'll fly over town and head to the East