King John, The Shite

His castle will fall like rotting teeth

Beneath his feet lucious veg will turn to peat

No noble a liar a coward and a cheat

King John The Shit Rest in piss

Hell steal your cherries and tax your pigs

Blood sucking tick a toxic flea

A maggot wore the crown festered on the throne

Squoze the land of every coin and claimed it for his own

Toast to the 19th of October

King John The Shit!

A slimy rat worth less than dirt

Ruled the land serpents thirst

Took every coin, hell count your pennies

He made England hell for the common folk

Robbing every nest leave the shell take the yolk

Lets throw him in the moat leave him for a soak

Hope the crocs get to eat

A slimy rat worth less than dirt

Ruled the land serpents thirst

Took every coin, hell count your pennies!!!!