Mr. & Mrs. Smith

I'm sorry, Ivy won't respond to her name in rehearsal

What was that?

You have to refer to her as "Marilyn" from now on, or she won't respond

Marilyn, will you come center, please?

Ready

Where's my Joe?

Call the Justice of the Peace

But don't tell him our names

Don't put out a press release

Or mention baseball games

Book the nearest bridal suite

One room will suit us fine

For the desk clerk that we meet

The only autograph we'll sign is

Mr. and Mrs. Smith

Simply the folks next door

People without a single clue what

An agent or grip is for

Yes, nothing can beat the view

When as far as the eye can see

There's no one but Mrs

No one but Mr

Smith and me