Hello, could I speak with Bushwick Bill?

Hello, this is Bushwick motherfucking Bill

Yes, sir, I'm calling to inform you that you have been uh drafted into the United States military

The United States wants me for what?

Excuse me, sir?

Bushwick?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, ay, what's up?

You need to contact your nearest recruiting office immediately, please

I see you're not hip to what's happenin'

I don't give a fuck about you and all that bullshit you stressin'

Fuck a war

To explain, let me kick it to you a little something like this

Motherfuck a war, that's how I feel

Sendin' a **** to a desert to get killed

'Cause two suckers can't agree on something

A thousand motherfuckers dying for nothing

You can't pay me to join an army camp

Or any other motherfuckin' military branch

Of this United goddamn States of that bitch America

Be a soldier, what for?

They puttin' **** on the front line

But when it comes to gettin' ahead, they put us way behind

I ain't gettin' my leg shot off

While Bush's old ass on TV playin' golf

But when you come to my house with that draft shit

I'ma shoot your funky ass, bitch

A ****'ll die for a brawl

But I ain't fightin' behind no goddamn oil

Against motherfuckers I don't know

Yo, Bush, I ain't your damn ho

The enemy is right here G, them foreigners never did shit me

All of those wasted lives

And only one or two get recognized

But what good is a medal when you're dead?

Tell Uncle Sam I said

I ain't goin' to war for a shit talkin' president

(Fuck, fuck, fuck a war)

I ain't goin' to war for a shit talkin' president

(Fuck, fuck, fuck a war)

In Vietnam a lot of **** died young

P.O.W.'s got hung

What the fuck do I know about a grenade

All I know is the couch and my 12 gauge

And what if that pin gets stuck?

Several more casualties show up

This shit remind me of a drive-by

More motherfuckers die by accident than on purpose, why?

'Cause they don't know what they doin'

They see if the coast is clear and they start pursuin'

And that's when that booby trap springs, boom

Blow a motherfucker to smithereens

They send a sucker to your folks, lookin' stupid

Tellin' them you died in the line of duty

Or your ass is missing in action bro

Tryin' to be a damn hero

They bring your folks that duffel bag

The only shit they wanna see is that doggy tag

Hopin' that the worryin' will cease

And your ass will still be in one damn piece

But my mom ain't gotta worry about that there

'Cause I ain't dyin' in the middle of nowhere

Another statistic, a body in a drawer

Man, motherfuck a war

I ain't goin' to war for a shit talkin' president

(Fuck, fuck, fuck a war)

I ain't goin' to war for a shit talkin' president

(Fuck, fuck, fuck a war)

You're lucky that I ain't the president

'Cause I'll push the fuckin' button and get it over with

Fuck all that waitin' and procrastinatin'

And all that goddamn negotiatin'

Flyin' back and forth overseas

And havin' lunch and brunch with the motherfuckin' enemy

I'll aim one missile at Iraq

And blow that little piece of shit off the map

Yeah, I wouldn't give a fuck who dies

'Cause I'm tired of payin' these high ass gas prices

Only the rich benefit, it'll be a cold day in Hell before I enlist

To eat shit out a can like a worm

And everyday wear the same fucking uniform

Sores breakin' on my funky ass feet

Skin crawlin' 'cause I ain't took baths in weeks

Not knowin' if I'm comin' home or not

And if I do, I'll probably be shell-shocked

I couldn't get a job, just a free burial

You know how Uncle Sam treat its veterans

Absolutely no respect

Get a plate in your head, lose a leg, you might get a check

Or a goddamn star, you can have that shit

Motherfuck a war

I ain't goin' to war for a shit talkin' president

(Fuck, fuck, fuck a war)

I ain't goin' to war for a shit talkin' president

(Fuck, fuck, fuck a war)