[Hook 1]

I Want A Country Hoe

I Want A Country

I Want A Country Hoe

{BRIDGE}

GIDDY UP GIDDY UP (giddy up)

(intro)

BOUT TO GET ON MY GODDAMN SADDLE AND GIDDY UP AND GET THESE GOD DAMN BITCHES and goddamn hurry up to this goddamn pitstop gotta get to nascar and get sum goddamn DISEL, YEEHAAAAAW GIDDY UP

[Hook 1]

I Want A Country Hoe

I want A Country Hoe

I Want A Country

I DONT (Aw Yeah Aw Yeah Aw Yeaah)

I DONT, I dont

I DONT , I DONT

I Want A Country

[Verse 1]

I met that bitch in Nebraska

Picked her up in Alaska

Met her in Mississippi

Left in Alabama

Went out to Tennessee

Smokin on some cancer

My bitch is from Italy

She can't speak to friends Sir

Ridin' round in my big green tractor

I love my bible, love God and my Pastor

I can't forget I love my wife and I love NASCAR

You fuck with me and we gon' leave you in the backwoods

I left Tennessee

Back To NYC

Then to North Dakota

Then to Carolina

Then back to Seattle

My bitch got a CATTLE

And she got a whole damn barn with a saddle

[Hook 2]

I love my country hoe

I love my country hoe

I love my country hoe

I love my country hoe

Bend it down and take it slow

Pull up to my rodeo

I love my country hoe

I love my country hoe

I love my country hoe

I love my country hoe

I love my country hoe

Bend it down and take it slow

Pull up to my rodeo

I love my country hoe

[Verse 2]

We met on FarmersOnly

That was my one and only

Now im never lonely

That bitch is always on me

We will never SIN

That is my bestfriend

She want a brand new benz

I got a tractor instead

I love my country hoe

And my love my pastor

And i came straight out the slums

Bitch im from Nebraska

Now im smokin on dis gas i came from chewing BACCA

And you know i love my PA he's a damn bastard

Faded glory, Trucker hat, with the Sketchers clothing

She gone suck my dick cause her damn sister told me

Ion give a fuck

Who the hell told you ?

And i got a plug

And his names TONY

[Hook 1]

I Want A Country Hoe

I want A Country Hoe

I want A Country Hoe

I want A Country Hoe

I want A Country Hoe

I want A Country Hoe

I want A Country Hoe

I Want A Country

I DONT (Aw Yeah Aw Yeah Aw Yeaah)

I DONT, I dont

I DONT , I DONT

I Want A Country

[Outro]

GIDDY UP GIDDY UP GIDDY UP

GIDDY UP UP

I reckon you goddamn , you motherfuckers Ain't part of this damn side of town. GONE ! Gon' head and GET !

Pull off in my goddamn brand new coupe on you

Get my gotdamn camel out the barn

Get my whiskey

This one here to my wife Bertha