5 Star Dive Bar

Everybody waitin on a Saturday night

Look at me waitin on you

I’m just hoping maybe you don’t

Really wanna try something new

Grandpa always said that it ain’t worth fixing

If it ain’t already broke

I need an ice cold beer on an old barstool

Like Willie really needs another toke

Everybody already knows our name

Knows what we’re havin to drink

And if you’re wondering who’s playing all night long

There’s a poster hanging over the sink

Throwing darts at the wall, shooting eight ball

Order up a plate full of wings

A buzzin coors light sign that I wish was mine

And a Billy bass fish that can sing

If you ‘re looking for a place you can feel like a star

You don’t have to go far

I’ll meet you on down at the end of the street

At the five star dive bar

You don’t gotta worry bout spillin a beer,

They ain’t even gonna clean it up

Next time you come around, and your boots hit the ground

You’re probably gonna get stuck

Drink a Jack and a Coke with a jackalope

I’m a pull tab playin machine

And when the sun goes down in a football town,

There's a game on every screen

Kicking through the gravel in a parking lot

Look em in the eye when you’re taking a shot

Get a little buzzed you can leave your car

You don’t have to go very far

Everybody already knows our name

Knows what we’re havin to drink

And if you’re wondering who’s playing all night long

There’s a poster hanging over the sink

Throwing darts at the wall, shooting eight ball

Order up a plate full of wings

A buzzin coors light sign that I wish was mine

And a Billy bass fish that can sing

If you ‘re looking for a place you can feel like a star

You don’t have to go far

I’ll meet you on down at the end of the street

At the five star dive bar