Low Flying

Jonathan Wilcox, answered an advert

Next to Mercedes, in the Sunday magazine

The RAF needs aircrew, he's got nothing else to do

So they dressed him all in blue and they gave him a machine

They trained him for ages, we paid his wages

And he passed from Cranwell, ceremoniously

The band played loudly, his mother said proudly

He's off to the clouds to defend you and me

Low flying, you certainly make your presence felt

Low flying, you certainly fly below the belt

Call this peacetime? It's more like Mannheim

During an air raid in 1944

Jonathan's Phantom frightens our children

Ma, put the kettle on, cause he's coming through the door

Low flying, you certainly make your presence felt

Low flying, you certainly fly below the belt

Low flying, you certainly make your presence felt

Low flying, you certainly fly below the belt

Don't fly in the country, go to the city

Where you'll find more voters than sheep

Don't be sinister, try Westminster

During the day, when the house is asleep

Low flying, you certainly make your presence felt

Low flying, you certainly fly below the belt

Low flying, you certainly make your presence felt

Low flying, you certainly fly below the belt

Low flying, you certainly make your presence felt

Low flying, you certainly fly below the belt

Low flying