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Sologamous
Rock
Sologamous was released on June 30, 2025 by Brain Damage Records as a part of the album True Vacuity - EP
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Release DateJune 30, 2025
LabelBrain Damage Records
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM109

Music Video

Music Video

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Captain Chemical
Captain Chemical
Keyboards
Hozzy Hashbourne
Hozzy Hashbourne
Guitar
Medicine Man
Medicine Man
Drums
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
F. Scott Whipple
F. Scott Whipple
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Captain Chemical
Captain Chemical
Producer

Lyrics

SOLOGAMOUS
Saw this woman and she looked all right
I said “Hey, what you doing tonight?”
She said “Don’t bother, your heart will be buried
You need to know that I am already married”
I said “Wait, I don’t see no ring”
She said “Dude, I don’t need such a thing
Rings are old fashioned, put ‘em back on the shelf
I did a new thing, I married myself”
I said “What? Is that even a thing?”
She said, “it sure is, and now I feel like a king, so…
Don’t even talk to me, there’s no future for us
Because I love myself
And I am sologamous”
I got the best partner, and that’s not a boast
I’ll never love you, I love myself most
And when I want, I give myself a kiss
‘Cause I love me in marital bliss
But months later I read in the news
She got divorced, now she’s feeling the blues
Get out your handkerchief, and packets of tissues
Her tears are flowing, this woman has issues
So I asked her to tell me what happened
She said, “It was good except I couldn’t stop yappin’
Now I won’t even talk to me, there’s nothing to discuss
I used to love myself
When I was sologamous”
She went to therapy
It often works for couples
But when you hate yourself
It’s hard to fix your troubles
She got a court order restraining herself
Now her alter ego is back on the shelf
A separation agreement which triggers alarms
Who gets custody of her legs and her arms?
I wonder what’s wrong, like, what’s her affliction?
All I know is truth is stranger than fiction
Don’t even talk to her, there’s nothing to discuss
Because she loved herself
And she was sologamous
Written by: F. Scott Whipple
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