Wanna talk evolution? Darwin married his first cousin

That fool went chromosome crumpin in a hammock lounging

Tryna wrap the mind around surviving please

The world's strongest man ain't nice at fighting

If I follow the logic we came from primates cuz our thumbs gripped rocks better

Suddenly we got Glocks, berettas, nukes, chess, medicine, books and Christmas sweaters

But let's unravel genetics

Every animal on the planet is like 3 million years behind this

Fast track to grab shit and get on our level

For now they get in our bellies

The jump from chimp to world leader

Seems to take just a few years

Darwin couldn't evolve a crab out of his pubic hair

He went on a nice vacation, found some new birds got a nice donation

Had no knowledge of divination or bio engineering

Couldn't explain pyramids or astro rockets in Egypt

Laser battles over India

Radiation, time space continuum

Gene mutation, fuck that guy

Survival is energy, switched on and off by ancients

Evolution, love and hate switches

Geared like Swiss watches

To set off fate with the best wishes

To bless my destiny

If I ever see Darwin we fighting

That's on me, evolution off the books

Those were sponsored by crooks, who don't know no better anyway

Gotta gain the entry way to an active ziggurat

That, my friends, is the launchpad for the gods

Who heated up our main star just enough to make that morose scientist dip his toes in eternal sands in Galápagos

Perhaps evolution is just a slow roast compost being slurped into black holes

Then the fittest to survive is the shittiest invention ever proposed, evolution...