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Assful Chaps
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Assful Chaps was released on June 29, 2025 by 9500520 Records DK as a part of the album Balls Deep in the Bible Belt
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Release DateJune 29, 2025
Label9500520 Records DK
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM84

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Randy Bottoms
Randy Bottoms
Vocals
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Randy Bottoms
Randy Bottoms
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Randy Bottoms
Randy Bottoms
Engineer

Lyrics

He steps off that horse like a damn sex prayer
Boots hittin dirt like he owns the air
Leather strapped tight on them perfect cheeks
So round so loud they clap when he speaks
Sun hits sweat on his lower back
Like syrup runnin down a man made snack
That musk he's got ain't cologne
It's diesel hay and testosterone
Assful chaps and every inch counts
That leather's grippin him like holy amounts
Them cheeks so thick they preach when they bounce
Blessed be the crack that makes me renounce
I'd kneel in church or kneel behind
But either way that boy's divine
Assful chaps and nothin less
God made him dirty so I'd confess
Hair on his chest like a welcome mat
You wipe your sin before touchin that
His thighs are trunks and his grip's insane
He split my soul like a log in rain
He don't say much he just grunts and spits
But his eyes say ride and my hole commits
That saddle's wet and it ain't from rain
It's friction born and holy pain
Assful chaps no shame just pride
That man don't walk he fuckin glides
With sweat that tastes like farm fed sin
One drop could make me born again
He's God's own wreckin ball in jeans
Anointed in lube and creatine
Assful chaps I saw the light
And it was strapped round ass cheeks tight
Let the choir moan and the banjo scream
That ass got stretch marks from livin my dream
I ain't askin for nothin sweet
Just a choke a thrust and a primal bleat
Dirt on his boots spit on my chest
You know the Lord works through a sweat soaked vest
Assful chaps I came to kneel
That leather clings like it's made to feel
He rode me raw I thanked the skies
My back blown out my soul baptized
He don't say love he shows it rough
One look and I'm holy hard and cuffed
Assful chaps now that's a hymn
And I'd ride that cowboy limb by limb
Written by: Randy Bottoms
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