I Don't Want To Be On The Internet Anymore

I don't want to be on the internet, I don't want to be on the internet anymore

I don't want to be on the internet, I hope the internet breaks

And they can't figure out how to fix it

I don't want to be on the internet, I don't want to be on the internet anymore

Someone, please turn the air conditioning off

In the data centers, it would melt

We'd be liberated

I can still read a map

Something kinda charming about a landline

You could give me cable TV, that's alright with me

I don't wanna be on the internet, I don't wanna be on the internet anymore

All these tech companies solve one small problem

Then make like a hundred brand new, way bigger problems

I'm a piece of a star stuffed in an algorithm

Remember, computers only think in ones and zeros

There's more

Numbers too