Everyone is having babies and I only just learnt to use my oven,

Some women are born to be mothers but my maternal instinct hasn't kicked in,

Too many goals to reach, career changes and lessons to learn the hard way,

How am I s'posed to plan so far ahead when I haven't even cared for an actual real life human baby, but I really cared for my Barbies and my Nintendogs, does that count?

They say you're never fully ready but I'm not even fucking close no,

I'm not feeling how I'm s'posed to,

When people look into their partners eyes they see the dad of their future child,

That's so lovely, but not for me,

When I look into mine's eyes I see adventures we're yet to go on and,

Fun things we want to do us two,

Husband and wife? Yes!

Mum and dad? Not yet.

Small, soft, quiet and gentle,

Strong driven, a boss but not too bossy;

The long list of expectations of a woman, I say fuck that!

Be a wife, have his babies but don't let yourself go and don't get older,

Don't get wrinkles but don't go ruining your face with all that botox,

Well I'm going to keep doing exactly what I want with my body and when, yay!

They say you're never fully ready but I'm not even fucking close no,

I'm not feeling how I'm s'posed to,

When people look into their partners eyes they see the dad of their future child,

That's so lovely, but not for me,

When I look into mine's eyes I see adventures we're yet to go on and,

Fun things we want to do us two,

Husband and wife? Yes!

Mum and dad? Not yet.

Oh, oh, oh,

Not yet, not yet, not yet,

When we show our perfect future child this song I hope they won't get too pissed but I really hope they know,

That we'll love them more than anything and that they'll come just at the right time,

You'll be so lovely and just for me,

I know I joke about it I'm just scared cause I'm getting older and I've got so much shit I want to do,

Husband and wife one day will be mum and dad.