Yeah, yeah

Yo, yo

Yo, yo, check it

I’m from C-A N-A-D-A, yo, we do it ourselves

***k around, and get your ***t rocked all day

I admit, I admit, I was a ***king up a bit, I admit, I admit we took a hit

I’m from C-A N-A-D-A, yo, we do it ourselves

***k around, and get your ***t rocked all day

I admit, I admit, yo, we ***king took a hit, I admit, I admit we took a hit, but nothing like this

Yo

Ey yo, standards lowered, the stanzas lowered

Keep defences up, I don’t hear that them hands is lowered

Yo, it’s time for the Grand Slam Can Am, hands is throwing

Turn on my TV, what happened with our hockey team?

We had ‘em pressed, had ‘em leaking, Ken Klippenstien

Stole that line from Rainey

You want it back? Well the tariffs up, dog, you gon’ have to pay me

Hearts cold, seen more snow than John Mulaney

Eat a ****, this one here long and veiny

We shotgun a beer, they shot guns at beer

All cause they mad at that broad Mulvaney

Say it calm and plainly

Ain’t no laws contain me

I’m from the land that God gave Cain

Canada, we conquered Hades

Looking for some new ways to get ****ed, are you, bud?

Well, this here freak is tantric

You can’t tell me **** about the East Atlantic

An island of Misfits and at least a Danzig

I’s de by’es dat builds the boat

I never thought I’d see the day Guille would try and go and suck off Zangieff

I’m from C-A N-A-D-A, yo, we do it ourselves

***k around, and get your ***t rocked all day

I admit, I admit, I was a ***king up a bit, I admit, I admit we took a hit

I’m from C-A N-A-D-A, yo, we do it ourselves

***k around, and get your ***t rocked all day

I admit, I admit, yo, we ***king took a hit, I admit, I admit we took a hit, but nothing like this

Someone get these Dick Dastardly fascist, hack accurate gashes, **** activist masses

Half-wit, transnational, capitalist classist, Putin-licking

Mother-mother crypto gaslits out my mother**** face, ****

Before I take the Canadian space program

Grab the Canada Arm and start throwing Starlink back at your mother-mother base, ****

Yo, the warning is unfortunate it’s

Cut off, it’ll feel like you losing an organ is

You want to smash something orange sorta like Billy Corrigan did

Problem is you can’t call Morgan and Morgan when

The tariffs start raising your mortgages

Your daughter’s ****

Theres no more room at the orphanage

“Please sir, may I?”

No, there's no more porridge, kid

Came here to blow doors off hinges (blow doors of hinges)

Yeah, we got problems out here, too, but that's family business

You get me?

I’m from C-A N-A-D-A, yo, we do it ourselves

***k around, and get your ***t rocked all day

I admit, I admit, I was a ***king up a bit, I admit, I admit we took a hit

I’m from C-A N-A-D-A, yo, we do it ourselves

***k around, and get your ***t rocked all day

I admit, I admit, yo, we ***king took a hit, I admit, I admit we took a hit, but nothing like this