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Flat Beats, Flat Earth
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Electronic
Flat Beats, Flat Earth was released on July 6, 2025 by Rebis of the Matrix as a part of the album Spellcaster Studio Vol.1
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Release DateJuly 6, 2025
LabelRebis of the Matrix
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM107

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Rebis of the Matrix
Rebis of the Matrix
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Christopher Storey
Christopher Storey
Composer, Lyrics
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Rebis of the Matrix
Rebis of the Matrix
Producer

Lyrics

You can keep your globe
Your axis, your math
I just need basslines that don't curve back
NASA lied, but this beat tells truth
Got more slap than a zero-G spoof
They say I'm dumb 'cause I ask too much
But the vibe don't lie, and neither does the funk
Antarctica's a wall, or maybe a vibe
All I know is the groove don't lie
I dropped school, picked up sacred maps
Found Atlantis in the hi-hat clap
Spinnin' tales while they spin the globe
But my soul knew flat from long ago
From the top of the dome to the firmament floor
This groove's been bumpin' since Babylon's war
Flat beats, flat earth
I don't need proof!
The bass don't spin, it just speaks truth
Flat beats, flat earth
Got no regrets
If the Earth ain't flat, then why's the funk so fresh?
Flat beats, flat earth
I bounce in style
Got that edge-of-the-world profile
So while y'all argue 'bout heliocentric math
I'll be moonwalkin' off the map
They said "gravity," I said "groove"
Levitatin' in these Funkadelic shoes
I ain't here to debate or cry
I'm just here to question, and vibe
Elites in orbit while I drop this chorus
Soul so free, it broke the torus
No matter what side of the realm you trust
Just keep your compass tuned to the funk
They call me "misled," "lost," "flat-brained"
But they ain't felt this frequency rain
It ain't about maps
It's about rhythm
It ain't about space
It's about soul
Truth is shaped like basslines, baby
Flat beats, flat earth
Still makin' sense
No globe can hold my funk defence
Flat beats, flat earth
Call me a fool
But I'm too busy funkin' through the ridicule
Flat beats, flat earth
Tune in, unplugged
We don't need satellites to feel this love
So whether it's round, flat, or fractal divine
This beat's the only truth I need to find
Written by: Christopher Storey
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