Took my shoes off and I can smell my toenail (Ew, I can smell my toenail)

I think something just came in the mail (It was deez nuts hoe)

Mr. Beast bars going crazy (Yummy, yummy, eat it up)

All these toes are stinky (Ewie, ewie, stink it up)

Cause them toes stink too (Yeah, yeah)

Yeah, them toes stink too (yeah they stink too)

Cause them toes stink too (yeah they stink too)

Yeah, them toes stink too (yeah)

My cat's name is toot toot (Ryan's looking at me)

She smell's like fucking poo-oo (Ryan's watching over me)

And now I gotta doo doo (RIP Ryan)

Tell me what's the issue (RIP Logan)

I think I need a tissue (damn what's the slogan?)

If you fart, say excuse you (you look like Hulk Hogan)

I think I need some toilet paper (I'm 'bout to hit Alvin)

All I got is sandpaper (Ow!)

Hitting tricks like Sam Tabor (but that's not a shower)

Pull up with my light saber (now I got some power)

Now you're breathing just like Darth Vader

Don't forget to bring your respirator

Ryan got ruffles on his desk (Cheddar sour cream)

Here's a mint for your bad breath (Fuck)

Ryan got a hairy ass chest (Fuck-Fuck)

Sleepy, need to take my ass to bed

I only got a few more lines, Ryan all he does is fucking whine

If I don't make his fucking food, he's got some mold on his fucking Dudes

Took my Hey Dudes off and I can smell my toenail (Ew, I can smell my toenail)

I think something just came in the mail (We just got a letter, It was deez nuts hoe)

Mr. Beast bars going crazy (Yummy, yummy, eat it up)

All these toes are stinky (Ewie, ewie, stink it up)

Cause them toes stink too (Yeah, yeah)

Yeah, them toes stink too (yeah they stink too)

Cause them toes stink too (yeah they stink too)

Yeah, them toes stink too (yeah)

Took my shoes off and I can smell my toenail (Ew, I can smell my toenail)

I think something just came in the mail (It was deez nuts hoe)

(It was deez nuts hoe)