I’ve got my platform shoes on

And my hair’s all done up

We’ve got to keep this soirée going

Until the sun up

But if you come to the party

Then you will see

That everyone’s having fun

Let your hair down loosen up

If this beat ain’t grove enough then just do some drugs

‘Til it is, then it ain’t

See I prefer the type that comes in waves

And makes you sweat ‘til you’re losing wait

And if you think too hard you’ll hallucinate

Then it’s gone

Now it’s back again

So I can keep the conversation with my galactic friend

Everybody thinks he’s an alien

But to me he’s just Glorp Glop

His favorite song is Sure Shot

Used to play short stop

Now he’s gone and I’m in the same place again

I guess I’ll just play some gin and drink some gin

Until I don’t know what state I’m in

And if you’re still with me then thanks again

I’ve got my platform shoes on

And my hair’s all done up

We’ve got to keep this soirée going

Until the sun up

But if you come to the party

Then you will see

That everyone’s having fun

Get stupid get loose with it

Vodka with a little bit of juice in it

Just to keep them booties moving

Right along with the music

I might write a song to spark a movement

If for nothing more than my amusement

They’d hail an ironic revolution

Trying to get famous, on drugs, washed up, resurge, and get a job on a cruise ship

Dawg I swear I could make the crew list

And what an iconic resolution

Well I done did a bit of deducing

To come to a conclusion

Of why I’m such a nuisance

Seems like all my screws have been loosened

My brain has contusions

Explains the confusion

‘Cause I could have swore I killed hip hop on the Self-Induced Seclusion

But I guess that I didn’t so imma keep on rapping

If you ain’t gonna dance, better keep that foot tapping

If you can’t do that you better get to the back

We don’t need no napping on a beat so slapping

And if you wonder where to party give Jekal a call

We can all get together and drown in alcohol

I’ve got my platform shoes on

I’ve got my platform shoes on

I’ve got my platform shoes on

I’ve got my platform shoes on

Everyone’s having fun