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Walpole Man (2025 Remaster)
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On Tour
Hard Rock
Walpole Man (2025 Remaster) was released on August 28, 2025 by Weathermaker Music as a part of the album Blast Tyrant Basket of Eggs (2025 Remaster)
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Release DateAugust 28, 2025
LabelWeathermaker Music
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM115

Music Video

Music Video

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Clutch
Clutch
Performer
Neil Fallon
Neil Fallon
Lead Vocals
Jean-Paul Gaster
Jean-Paul Gaster
Drums
Dan Maines
Dan Maines
Electric Bass Guitar
Tim Sult
Tim Sult
Electric Guitar
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Dan Maines
Dan Maines
Composer
Tim Sult
Tim Sult
Composer
Neil Fallon
Neil Fallon
Composer
Jean-Paul Gaster
Jean-Paul Gaster
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Machine
Machine
Producer

Lyrics

Nothing is as it seems
When milking cows in Milton Keynes
And should you butcher them
The morning brings them back again
Now ladies, gentlemen
Get up now, give the man a hand
Now ladies, gentlemen
Get up now, give the man a hand
Atop the crucifix
Metal boxes you may affix
On Sundays, they will hum
Within their cells like Franciscans
Now ladies, gentlemen
Get up now, give the man a hand
Now ladies, gentlemen
Get up now, give the man a hand
Gentlemen and ladies, if you please
Give your warmest of welcomes, Tom Keating
Keynote speaker on the brochure
But we'll kick 'em in the balls just to be completely sure
The model's pursed lips
Packed in my tapioca hips
And should she lose her lunch
Her tits provide a salty punch
Now ladies, gentlemen
Get up now, give the man a hand
Now ladies, gentlemen
Gentlemen and ladies, if you please
Give your warmest of welcomes, Tom Keating
Keynote speaker on the brochure
But we'll kick 'em in the balls just to be completely sure
Gentlemen and ladies, if you please
Give your warmest of welcomes, Tom Keating
Keynote speaker on the brochure
But we'll kick 'em in the balls just to be completely sure
Written by: Dan Maines, Jean-Paul Gaster, Neil Fallon, Tim Sult
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