My new friends are Aliens, of the legal kind

They swarm around like ants and never wear no pants, they're the best you'll ever find

They like to visit me at night, kinda scary at first sight

They've taken me to places that I'll never see again in my life.

Across the ocean, they show Alien Emotion

To and fro dipping down below, to keep from being noticed in daylight

They have the same last name, they laugh about big bang

Some of them are still on earth from around that time.

Life can be a hassle when they offer you a castle

Just to give 'em all a place to hide

They tell you that you're special when you climb aboard a vessel

And go soaring 'cross the great divide

They're fond of the mountains, they love the vegas fountains

The water canon was one of their greatest failed ideas

Three fingers on the left, three more to the right

They believe in peace after losing their last fight

Charting out their travels Earth is still their biggest baffle

And Uranus smells like dairy air

You struggle in a bustle when you're hung up in a tousle

And you carry on without a care

My favorite one's my mailman, oh yeah he's one of them

He's really not a snob, he only took that job to keep better track of his kind

He drives a cool golf cart, says it makes him look real smart

He only wants to see his image on a stamp that's good for all time

Life can be a hassle when they offer you a castle

Just to give 'em all a place to hide

They tell you that you're special when you climb aboard a vessel

And go soaring 'cross the great divide

My new friends are Aliens, of the legal kind

They swarm around like ants never wear no pants, they're the best you'll ever find

They still visit me at night, kinda scary at first sight

Still taking me to places, that I'll never ever see again in my life.