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Father
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Father was released on January 1, 2005 by Comedy Central Records, under exclusive license to 800 Pound Gorilla Records as a part of the album Notes from the G.E.D. Section
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Release DateJanuary 1, 2005
LabelComedy Central Records, under exclusive license to 800 Pound Gorilla Records
LanguageEnglish
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Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
D.L. Hughley
D.L. Hughley
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
D.L. Hughley
D.L. Hughley
Songwriter

Lyrics

Money changes the people around you more than it changes you
I remember I called my father and said, "Daddy, I got a TV show"
That motherfucker quit his job that day
I heard him in the background, "Well, that's it for me
Fuck y'all! shit, this is the last time I'm
Sweeping this joint up, fuck you, my son got a job!"
It wouldn't be so bad, but he wants the same shit I get
I get a new car, "Hey, uh, son, when I'ma get a new car?"
Motherfucker, when you learn how to tell some jokes
He called me last week, said, "Man, the doctor said my diabetes acting up
It's going to be a hundred thousand dollars to save my leg"
I'm like, "Daddy, you done walked enough, fuck that shit
You done had two legs for 70 years, shit
You can hop them last ten on one leg
You're just selfish that's your fucking problem, you are selfish"
I mean, I want to get my daddy a new car
But the motherfucker, almost 70 years old
I don't want to be one of them old-ass people run
Over 53 people in front of a fruit stand
Remember that old fucker ran all them people over and got
Out the car? "What's wrong? Why is everyone laying down?"
'Cause you killed 'em, you old fucker
People don't want to offend old people, that's the deal
That's why they let them drive
And you know California has more drivers
Per capita than anywhere in the country
And that's 'cause they're a big voting block
And nobody wants to fuck up their voting
I'ma tell you something
I got a thing
I love old people, but at a certain age, your ass shouldn't be driving
That's all the fuck I-, if your birthday got 19-O anything in it
You should be taking a fucking nap
California different now, anyway
Arnold Schwarzenegger, the fucking governor, eh?
And that's fucked up for me 'cause I didn't
Understand him when he was talking in his movies now
He pass a law, I don't even know what the fuck is going
"Kellyfornia" Where the fuck is
Kellyfornia? I don't know where that is
Arnold from "Diff'rent strokes"
Gary Coleman, gonna run for fucking governor
How you gonna be governor, you ain't tall
Enough to ride nothing in Six Flags?
You can't be governor if you got your
Whole picture on your driver's license
You ain't a governor
People got rid of Gray Davis 'cause he was boring
His mama named him Gray
What the fuck you think-?
How excited you gonna be when you the color of oatmeal?
That's all the-
Written by: D.L. Hughley
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