Eggshell/Nini - Bill Burr: Song Lyrics, Music Videos & Concerts

Eggshell/Nini

23

Comedy

Eggshell/Nini was released on August 1, 2025 by ATC Records, under exclusive license to 800 Pound Gorilla Records as a part of the album Drop Dead Years

Song Details

AlbumDrop Dead Years

Release DateAugust 1, 2025

LabelATC Records, under exclusive license to 800 Pound Gorilla Records

LanguageEnglish

Melodicness

Acousticness

Valence

Danceability

Energy

OVERVIEW

LYRICS

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS

Bill Burr

Performer

COMPOSITION & LYRICS

Bill Burr

Songwriter

PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING

Bill Burr

Producer

Lynn Edwards

Producer

Michael Bertolina

Michael Bertolina

Producer

Damion Greiman

Producer

Neil Visel

Producer

Jon D'Uva

Recording Engineer

Mike Merryfield

Mike Merryfield

Mixing Engineer

Kyle O'Neal

Mastering Engineer

Lyrics

Yeah, so we go out

Yeah, we go out to dinner

We have a great time

In the next two weeks, it's a little more easy going, you know?

It's a little more easy breezy there, right?

And everything's fine

She's talking to me normal

And then a couple weeks goes by

And all of a sudden, once again, the eggshell voice

She just starts going, "Hey, uh..."

"Something I've been meaning to talk to you about

You know we're going to that wedding

Up in Paso Robles in a couple weeks?

You know we're supposed to just go right up

And come right back down"

You know?

"I was just kind of thinking, you know

We both love wine country and, uh

What if we just didn't come right back?

What if we went up and maybe

Stayed an extra couple of days, you know?

Take something that was going to cost $900, make it cost $4,000

I just thought maybe

Maybe we could do something like that, get reconnected"

And I just go, "Yeah, sure, you know, sounds great"

And she was just like, "Wow, you are being such a good sport lately"

And now I'm waiting for that peck on the cheek

But it doesn't come, right?

She just stands her ground

Because, you know, women, you give them an inch

They want to take a mile, right?

So she's just standing there

And she's just kind of like, "Okay, cool, because I was also thinking

You know, it's not just the wedding, you know

There's like all these events around it

Like there's the night before, the drinks, you meet people

Then the mornin', there's a brunch, then there's the wedding itself

And then the day after, there's like a little pool party thing

And I was thinking, I don't know, you know, maybe we could go shopping

And buy different outfits for each one of those

Each one of those events"

So look at me

Obviously, I don't like to shop

I'm just not into this shit, but I went along with it

And I got to tell you, though, she was right, right?

I went up

I go up to Paso Robles

I hate picking out outfits

All of my outfits were laid out like I was some 8-year-old kid, you know?

And I'm just sitting there like, "This is my breakfast outfit

I'm going downstairs

I'm going to have waffles and some bacon, maybe even some pancakes"

Now I have on my sport coat

Ooh, I'm a big boy

I'm going to talk about the environment

And have some drinky poos, right?

And, dude, we got along great

Got along great

We looked great in the pictures

We ended up hooking up

We had a fantastic fucking time

And I've just been doing that

And I've never gotten along with her better

That's basically what it is

All you have to do to make them happy

Is just once a month

Agree to some shit that you would never fucking do

That they want to do

And they'll just be, like, happy as hell

Yes, exactly

Basically, what you guys are looking at here is a broken man

After 20 years, she finally got the saddle on my back

She's petting my neck on my... I don't give a shit

Which way do you want me to pull the wagon?

Yeah, that's all you got to do

Agree to whatever dumb shit

And you can't just agree

You got to be enthusiastic about it, you know?

Like, farmers market?

Oh, boy, would I?

Oh, my goodness

Is corn in season?

Well, shit, I'll hold the bag

I'll tape the game

Don't worry about it

'Cause I know, this ain't about me

No, I don't want to go to that dark place

Well, fuck it

Let's go, then alright?

Okay, I know

It always rains on you guys

You guys are all fucking depressed, right?

Under the bridge, doing whatever the fuck you're doing up here

Writing your sad music

Written by: Bill Burr

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