I'm an Apple Lad

We're all Apple Lads (Apple Lads!)

You know we're buying the newest iPhone every year and shit

I went to the Apple Store yesterday (Okay)

And I bought a new iPhone (Okay, I see you)

Cause I dropped mine on the concrete (Ouch!)

I did it! I did it!

When I was there I was roped in

I was roped in (Yep)

To buying some more phones

I bought my mom a phone (Okay)

I bought my dad a phone (Okay)

I bought my aunt a phone (Okay)

I bought my uncle a phone (Okay)

MacBooks! (MacBooks)

MacBooks!

MacBooks! I've got a lot of them

Every model, every model they're in my closet (All of them)

Every model, every model

I use them, I use them, I only use the latest one because it's the best one (All the way from 1990 to 2024, man)

Sam Kohl

Sam Kohl

Sam Kohl is my name and I run AppleTrack on Twitter (Follow me)

On Twitter (Follow me)

Or X

You can call it whatever you want, I own a Cybertruck yeah! (Full Gangnam Style lad, MacBooks)

Apple Lads, Apple Lads in the building!

Apple Lads, Apple Lads, Apple Lads

Sam and Dylan, Sam and Dylan

We got iPads and iMacs yeah!

Woke up this morning and wondered

"Hey, should I use my iPhone or should I keep it iPad?" (iPhone)

Then I got in my Cybertruck (Elon)

Then I bought another Cybertruck (Tesla Synopsis)

I'm wearing a Vision Pro while driving (Vision Pro)

To the Apple Store I am arriving

I went full Gangnam Style lad (Spanian)

I am not your dad (Nope)

My name is not Brad (Nope)

Thank god because he's a bad (Person)

I hate Brad Taste in Music (Me too)

I don't know what rhymes with music (Poo-sic)

Then I bought some AirPods (AirPods)

And an AirTag to go with it

Just wait, it's coming back, just give it a sec

Apple Lads, Apple Lads, Apple Lads

Sam and Dylan, Sam and Dylan

We got iPads and iMacs yeah!

Taj has an iPad in the crack (What?)

Taj has an iPhone in the crack (In his ass?)

Taj has an MacBook in the crack (How'd that fit?

Taj has an HomePod in the crack (Hello Siri!)

Taj has an iPad in the crack (What?)

Taj has an iPhone in the crack (In his ass?)

Taj has an MacBook in the crack (How'd that fit?

Taj has an HomePod in the crack (Hello Siri!)

Apple Lad, Apple Lad

Sam Kohl, Sam Kohl here and I'm here to say I just love Apple

I've got my AirPods in right now

iPhone in my pocket, MacBook on the desk

iMac on the desk, iMac on the desk

iPad on the charger, iPad on the charger, and it's up my crack as well

My friend J Hawkins can vouch

The beat you're about to hear was produced by J pop CRANKER, also known as Big World 7000