Every time I look in the mirror

I don't see the man I used to be

And now I'm stuck at a dead-end job

I'm gonna be a slave for eternity

I'm not having any fun

Somebody please just fucking kill me, kill me!

It's and eight hour long shift

And I gotta get back in the wagie cagie

And now that I am on the run, I killed my boss just for fun

I'm public enemy number one

(Woah, I'm number one)

(Woah, I'm number one)

(Woah, I'm number one)

(Woah, I'm number one)

(I swear this is the third time you called me this week! Block my number! Also, I'm kind of in a mess, I need some help, but I can't actually say it over the phone. It's more like uhhhhh... criminal. But I can't actually say it over the phone. I'll tell you all about it next time I see you in person, bye, love you.)