This is Aussie ebonics ya flaming mongrel

Yer yer were we break the slang shit down

So check this shit

Check it yo

If ur getting lippy then ur runnin ur mouth, to go walk abouts means u cant be found, a root rat means that u sleep around and to get mates rates is to get a discount.

Ur tinnies ur boat, ur winnies ur smokes, pokies and pinnies, its were u go broke, if u got mullar, u got splash, then u got a pocket full of cash

Now get here quick and make it snappy, cause im dropping lines in like im fishing fr yabbies, u glue sniffing nipper, chroam gas guzzling petrol paint sucking, you little ripper,

 

If u got off then ur a frog in a sock, if u go the cashies u got something to hock, if u true blue, ur dam fair dinkim, and the plonk is the trups that u been drinking

Yer were ya from bruther

Wat he said mate, what does that mean

Aussie battlers battleing

Huh

Thunder, na it’s a fucken kookaburra

How ya goin ya cunt, that’s how do u do, and catch u fuckers later mate that’s hooroo

And when pissin up in the pup, I don’t give a fuck, cause im digging up and ripping guts of witchetty grubs,

A shaz is a sheila an aussie girl, try and out do her, go on give it a burl, something to say have a gurnzy, mad lingo on this dingo and a train to hursty

If ur a kiwi then ur a sheep shagger, and if shits sweet then bagzar, The jacks are cops, and if u rip the crops, from ur mates when you jib and rob then ur a friggan dog

A peace of piss, that shits easy, a banger on a sanger is a feed that’s greasy, to have a durry or do the harrold hault, is to toak on a smoke and do the fucken bolt.

Come from the land down under mate

That’s us bruz

O they flow

Cant hear fuck all bro

More aussie than surfing

More aussie than Irwin

More aussie than swimming togs and red heads with chicken pox,

More aussie than Ben Cousins lapeing, bradman batting in and banjo patterson acranims

Come and guzzle goon with the aussie dudes, having blues with our boxing roos, im getting pissed with ya on the big dipper, im sold on the dole sinking vic bitter

More aussie than gumtrees,

More aussie than Dundee,

More aussie than rex hunt, and ciggi decks up your sleeve cunt,

More aussie than red kelpi’

More aussie than then Ned Kelly and all of Melbournes smelly dead underbelly

The mickey mouse that’s the flipping growse, and to shut ur trap, is to close ur friggin mouth, if old mates shifty ur sniffing out a rat and a trap stamp is a sluts lower back tat

More aussie than the tongs that ur wearing in

More aussie than the first abo parliamentarian

Bee gees, V Bs

More aussie than humphry

A faggots a cat, and a cunt is a dog, and a snitch is a rat

If ur a discrase then ur dead set off ur face,

Im more aussie than the wiggles and mr squiggle,

The city is the big smoke, and to hit the frog and toad means to hit the road, and if u gone troppo then u lost the plot or off ur chops, the old mans ur pop, ya old fellas ur cock,

This is not the bullshit, u dim wit, if your thick as a brick, well then ur not the full quid, Like a glue sniffing nipper, crome and gas guzzeling, turps stays chucking, petrol paint sucking, you little ripper

to have a wack is to have an injection and a winging pom is and Englishman

Trust me, a dole bluddging is crusty, if ur at home, then ur among the gum trees