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UNHATEABLE!
2,972
Hip-Hop/Rap
UNHATEABLE! was released on August 8, 2025 by 776489 Records DK2 as a part of the album UNHATEABLE! - Single
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Release DateAugust 8, 2025
Label776489 Records DK2
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM75

Music Video

Music Video

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Ashtin Larold
Ashtin Larold
Rap
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Jérémy Schmitt
Jérémy Schmitt
Songwriter
Rob Kowalski
Rob Kowalski
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Rob Kowalski
Rob Kowalski
Engineer

Lyrics

Yo, this is one of those fuckin kinds of beats
Aye, Yuh, they wanna hate me but i'm unhateablem ladies like me cuz i'm funny and relatable, charismatic, talented, and handsome, man, i'm capable, I make so much money that my pockets look inflatable, now look at you, you're undatable, the amount of time you spend online just ain't sustainable, you can't make her dinner, all your meals are microwaveable, the amount of brainrot that you have is generational
If never ever getting pussy was a sport you'd be LeBron, you'd be Michael fuckin' Jordan, you'd be Barry fuckin' bonds, if bein' broke was the Olympics you'd win, silver, gold, and bronze, if bein' a bitch was ancient China you'd be Genghis fuckin' Khan
You look like you haven't left your fuckin' house since you were 9, you look like if you went out and saw the sunlight you'd go blind, you look like you lost a fight with mother earth and father time, you look like the friends you have are all online, or in your mind
That's just not me, my life full of smiles like Takashi Murakami, wallet big and blue it kinda look like a Tsunami, pussy on my head I kinda feel like a Hitachi, Jesus Christ, you can't hate me, i'm just a silly guy, 30 million plays and I don't even fuckin' really try, call you ben Shapiro, your girls pussy always really dry, dick so fuckin' small their ain't a hole it can't fit inside, i'm a big baller, both nuts swingin' i'm a shit talker, you look like you on a list for being a bitch stalker, you a basement dweller, your neck probably smell like fish water, you look like you put your fleshlight in the dishwasher, I bet you probably still laugh at memes about Harambe, it was 2025 when you first started bumpin' Kanye, you are 36, still order chicken nuggets as an entree, and your dick look like the no neck dude from 90 day Fiancé
If you're 50 and Divorced (Get the fuck up out my comments!)
Live at home and still got chores (Get the fuck up out my comments!)
If you never go outdoors (Bitch, stay the fuck up out my comments!)
Feed your kids, hug your mom, go outside, stop the nonsense
They wanna hate me but i'm unhateablem ladies like me cuz i'm funny and relatable, charismatic, talented, and handsome, man, i'm capable, I make so much money that my pockets look inflatable, now look at you, you're undatable, the amount of time you spend online just ain't sustainable, you can't make her dinner, all your meals are microwaveable, the amount of brainrot that you have is generational
Written by: Jérémy Schmitt
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