I remember the days, it was a blast (Blast)

Jellyfishing with Patrick, time moved fast (Fast)

SpongeBob and Squidward, always at war (War)

But each episode left us wanting more (More!)

The Krusty Krab, where the magic was real (Real)

Flipping burgers and makin’ the deal (Deal)

Now it's all fluff, no punch, no heat (heat)

Feels like the laughter's lost its peak

SpongeBob, where’d you go man?

You used to make us laugh, now the jokes are slow (So slow)

The magic’s faded, can't you see

The episodes just ain’t what they used to be, used to be (Aw, man)

Remember the Jellyfish Jam, we were hyped groovin' to the beat, the whole town psyched (Jam, beat, psyched)

Sandy’s science, always a blast, but her stories are just too fast.

Gary’s meow used to hit the soul, now it’s just background noise, outta control (Background)

Plankton’s schemes had real fire now it’s all recycled, it’s tired, expired (Expired!)

SpongeBob, where’d you go, man, you used to make us laugh, now the jokes are slow (Used to make us laugh, slow)

The magic’s faded, can't you see?

The episodes just ain’t what they used to be (Used to be, man)

It used to be the show we all would watch

Now that it’s lost its spark, no longer top notch

The humor’s different, the stories too plain, we want the old SpongeBob, back again (Back again)

SpongeBob, you were the king,

But now it feels like you lost your zing

Come back with that fire, make us laugh once more

The old school vibes that’s what we adore!

(Where did you go man?)

(You was the goat)

(But now, your jokes are way too slow)