Woke up early morning to the Rottweilers barking, barely see in front of my face. It's still dark and roll back over slipping back into my bliss

Now my dreams, a nightmare, cause I gotta take a piss so I was sprang from my bed firefighter to the bell whipped out my fire hose and

I unleashed hell I had drank like a fish so I had quite a stream like Boba fucking Fett shooting out a laser beam, now I'm thinking to myself well as long as I'm up I might as well stay up OJ in my cup gotta gotta get it get get it gotta go gotta kick it off right grub it up at Roscoe's

Got a full plate chicken and waffles are on my tongue, maple syrup, hot sauce. Taste buds are sprung give the girl a good tip pay my bill and then bounce it was about this time

My whole day went south as I'm leaving the parking spot leaving the parking lot punk motherfucker want to show me the heart he's got two people pissed making me the lucky third first he cut us all off then he flipped us the bird now the other two shook it

But I needed revenge when it comes to rude people I ain't here to make friends on the normal ain't faded by a little old finger, but is it too much to ask to use a motherfucking blinker no effort and it's just good manners I'll be hulking on his ass say goodbye to Bruce Banner, Nate smash on that ass while he's begging me to stop getting pumped thinking about it while I'm bumping slipknot on the block, tried to lose me at Bonito and threerd, see me in his rearview. Now he's starting to swerve, seen me in his rearview now he's starting to swerve now he hit a trashcan and he's riding the curb and he's trying to make a left in a right hand turn now he swung real wide, almost hit a kid what a supreme douche bag what a piece of shit I'm about to straight gun. It sideswipe his whip and knock his teeth to his throat, just for being a dick. Ran a red finally lost me at.MLK ice screamed. Karma is going to get you but not today then I took it as a sign like the one I was at cause Mr. King wouldn't have wanted me to do the attack. Let it be man don't let it knock your flow, but if I see that motherfuckeragain, I said let it go quit talking to yourself. Man people think you're crazy. develop guilty conscious like the start of Slim Shady, Eminem is my shit, where's my fucking cd, stop the Knot that I got throw on the evil MC, OutKast, Incubus, and a little Bob Marley, put my soul back at ease now I'm back to Prince Charming and uh I ain't never done this before no bumping that shit from J Cole, I need a Gatorade from the liquor store. I hope they got the blue, that's my favorite yo, Mr. Kim, how's your wife? How is your daughter? You got them blue Gatorade's oh there back by the water grabbing that and a pack of bubble licious for the road got that watermelon flavor, cherry cola good as gold soldier boy in fatigues, and line in front of me didn't have enough green to pay for groceriesso I paid for his things and said it ain't a thing thank me thank you for serving our country back in my ride, driving past the 405, I don't need the 710 straight up to get home again gonna take the side streets, cruising up the boulevard as I round about the corner holy shit it's Snoop Dogg. What up big snoop LBC represent Doggystyle was my shit holy shit that ain't him, my mistake big man I thought you were the Doggfather, you don't want apologies I ain't even gonna bother to the crib. That's right I said it. I'm bringing it back. Gonna grab my other sneakers then I'm back on track. To the 90805 oh shit south of hub city round about two clicks, grab the kicks and headed to the basketball court. Gotta show these young bucks how I carry the torch. But oh shit fuck me I'm like two for ten, these fellas never gonna choose the white boy again luckily on D got me the rebounds. I can throw them bows and go for a court crowns game over red Rover now we get into a cipher and I'm killing competition like a problematic sniper. I am the type of lyricist ruthless, fight, dirty so know that it will hurt you more than it will hurt me heavily laughing in my favor all in good fun a little hip-hop flavor get us through the day speaking of it's gone shit. It got away from me, man I gotta get home gotta work my nine to fiver hopefully OT cash rules everything gotta get the money tomorrow gotta get it racing for them pinks but before I gotta call it, gonna grab me some drinks missing link Hi Guinness missing you all day one of you not your brother Jameson don't play just here to relax. I ain't trying to start a riot got a stool and I'm cool drinking and the peace and quiet but lo and behold an asshole in our midst. Bartender is fed up with this loud mouth prick guestimating early 30's with a big ass gut, stood about six'two and annoying as fuck didn't have a rhyme or reason just liked to be loud Homie had a little dick, and it was hard to be proud. Didn't want to pay his bill or some shit like that showing off for his boys who were equally fat. Then a dude half his size tried to calm the fucker down douche bag got violent started pushing dude around. now part of me said I'm too old for this shit but the other part said that pricks should get hit. Don't mind if I do what it is bitch tits I said you wanna fight let me get in the mix then he said he'd fuck me up and then I said, prove it to me let's take it outside and then I said absolutely I love fighting fatty's that gas in 20 seconds all they do is try to grab you using bellies as a weapon cardio not a friend of Mr. double chin. He's already thinking twice of his predicament. I got hooks and Bows and knees and toes and a round house kick that'll break your nose right cross that will cave your fucking face combos that'll turn your bones to paste, let it rain. I was dropping them knuckles like hell bloody mess could attest that my mission didn't fail, are we about done face looking like burger if we take it any further, it will turn into murder hell no I ain't shaking your motherfucking hand. Take your fat ass and bounce while you still fucking can and maybe next time don't be a fucking bully a concept you don't understand straight fully enough of this shit man I gotta get home Gotta be an adult. I forgot I was grown. I'll be up crack of dawn to work my ass off. I'm the final samurai the very last of. In the door drop my keys.showered up brush my teeth, set alarm hit the sack making stacks in my dreams, Rapstar lived another one hip-hop and hooray that was just a little summary. What happened today?