Tin Foil hat fact of the day did you know Antarctica isn’t just a continent it’s a container ha ha ha ha ha

It was an August day he had the AC up all the way

Couldn’t wait till autumn he been saying it since may

The humidity And his boss had him sweating too

Jason had to stay professional he represented channel 2

The camera crew zoomed in on him

Every day at noon jay would say hey it’s noon in Bronson

Michigan where maybe 22 hundred watched him

A local celebrity they knew when he was shopping

Moving in a crib with his gorgeous wife Robin

And their 2 kids down the block from her mom Ann

Life he lived it and loved it with no problem

But that night the Tin Foil hat factory got em

Up on TikTok and Facebook watching

Some nonsense about the positions of the continents

No commonsense he said it was such confidence

Looking at the comments angered by all the compliments

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Zero rest and he got cramps in his legs

From sitting all night at the computer at his desk

Finally shut down he walked over to his bed

Bent down then kissed robin on her head

He kissed her again, then a hug instead

He looked her in her eyes And this is what he said

Did you know waters always level and impossible bend

And if you make it to Antarctica, you won’t be seen again

There’s ice wall That’s hundreds of feet tall

The earths flat baby we’re not living on a ball

You can even do the math and you’ll see that it’s exactly

Wrong in a jet the flat plane should be gone

You should see the curve but the only way that’s happen

Is thru the fisheye Lenz Bent window that the glass is in

8 in./ mile squared that’s how exact it is

But that scientific method belongs in the trash I guess

She thought he was high looking at him while squinting her eyes

Until she heard that part about the firmament in the sky

Picked up her mom's Bible placed it on its side

And said look at this this it’s gonna blow you mind

Flipped it open first page 7th line

As he continued robins mouth open wide

She knew and she knew what they had to do

They had to tell her mom she worked at a Catholic school

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Come on boys we got to go i put your things in the backseat

We’re going over grandmas to visit before dad leaves

He has another interview just like last weeks

We’ll eat breakfast then we have to leave for the Track meet

It’s all county and their cousins and there aunt Valarie

Were in town to see Peter race in the 100 meter

Peter liked sports and he loved the Detroit lions

While his brother cole liked math & he enjoyed science

The door it was locked got to grandmas proceeded to knock

The doorbell it rang then to the door with a smile she came

They sat at the table it didn’t take long

Jay said it was red eyes Guys something’s going on

I didn’t sleep last night and I’d lie if I said I tried

I've realized the Earth is stationary stars in the sky

Are really stars in the firmament the firmament is turning

It is not the earth that’s moving it’s crazy but I’m certain of it

The sun is smaller than you think and so is the moon

They are local like a ying yang that’s how they move

Then it began Ann slammed her hand on her table

And man she was furious The children didn’t understand

Bible says it’s round he sits upon the circle of the Earth

That’s Isaiah 40:22 you know I know the verse

No disrespect Ann and I know I’m not a reverend

But a pizza is also round if your above it looking down

She screamed blasphemy out the door I went then robin after me

Got in the car and saw Robin Sister Valerie

She was on her phone she pointed

Then started laughing at me

Damm i knew she was phone with Ann

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It can’t be flat dad nasa’s taken pictures from mars

What about the other planets Cole there Wandering stars

Your both confused but before you ask another question

Guess what nasa in Hebrew means deception

And you know the devil deceived both Adam and Eve

And He is the father of lies he’ll bring you down to your knees

From Ancient civilization maps flat earth sprung

Look at nasas logo an you’ll see the serpents tounge

Your brother has a race and I have to report the news

Let’s talk later grandma will be in a better mood

Then The phone range and it was Ann an attitude

Hurtful so disrespectful so rude

At that moment I knew what I had to do

I have to be courageous. What would the Messiah do

Hey it’s noon in Bronson I’d like to welcome you back

Ladies and gentlemen, it’s fact that the earth is flat

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