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Space Rocks
Singer/Songwriter
Space Rocks was released on September 19, 2025 by Little Weasel Records as a part of the album Space Rocks - Single
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Release DateSeptember 19, 2025
LabelLittle Weasel Records
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM78

Music Video

Music Video

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Dr. Pants
Dr. Pants
Performer
David Broyles
David Broyles
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
David Broyles
David Broyles
Composer, Lyrics
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
David Broyles
David Broyles
Producer

Lyrics

I am His Highness Jupiter, my great red spot sees all
I'm the ruling monarch of this solar system
There are laws within our boundaries your inhabitants have broken
My eye has seen their crimes, don't think I've missed them
Your fellow spheres and I, we're all annoyed
So I sentence the whole human race
To death by asteroid
I'm the king of the planets and I call shenanigans
I'll throw your dominant species in the trash can again
Don't perceive me as a joker, in my heart I feel no mirth
I'm gonna hurtle space rocks at you, Earth
Long have I observed the actions of these homo sapiens
Astonished by their ego and their greed
Half of them don't understand you're the only Earth they've got
And they disregard their fellow humans' pleas
You need a species that's good for you
Let me obliterate them so that you can start anew
I'm the king of the planets and I call shenanigans
I'll throw your dominant species in the trash can again
They're either stupid or they're blind, they have forfeited their worth
That's why I'm hurtling space rocks at you, Earth
Picture the amino acids forming proteins in the post-apocalyptic ooze
Destined to evolve into a brand new form of life
You'll be ravaged either way
What have you got to lose?
I'm the king of the planets and I call shenanigans
I'll throw your dominant species in the trash can again
I'm giving you a do-over, there must be death before there's birth
That's why I'm hurtling space rocks at you, Earth
It's all for your own good, my friend. Their toxicity is overt
That's why I'm hurtling space rocks at you, Earth.
Written by: David Broyles
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