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Dear Diary...
8
Hardcore
Dear Diary... was released on June 11, 2006 by dual plover as a part of the album Prisoner of Hormones
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Release DateJune 11, 2006
Labeldual plover
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM89

Music Video

Music Video

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Synth + Cyndii
Synth + Cyndii
Wind Instrument
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Synth + Cyndii
Synth + Cyndii
Co-Producer

Lyrics

Oh my god, I found out today that Stacy stole my fuckin' boyfriend.
Fuckin' bitch, I'm never fucking speaking to her again
She can get fucked, yous can all get fucked, none of you care about me
None of yous know what it's like!
None of yous know what it's like to feel like me on the inside!
None of yous understand! Not even my parents understand! No-one understands!
(Dear diary)
Today I learned, what it means to die
I'm smiling on the outside but inside I cry
Life as a teen, is really tough
'Specially when you've got, an itchy muff
I've never had sex so it's not an STD
It's just this irritation, started on my knee
I was walking to class when I felt the first twitch
So I stopped by the fire exit to have a good itch
Little did I know, that Tim McCray, the hottest guy in 11th grade
Was watching me, from the old science labs
And now he's told everyone that I've got crabs
(Ooh)
(Not true)
(Bitch)
(Ah)
(Yeah)
(Just feel it)
All day long, all I think about is boys
It's kinda what happened, when I gave up my toys
I'm 14 now and I know that I'm ready, to get to first base
With Bevin Spaghetti
He is the hottest guy in my class
He ate out this chick Addie's ass!
I wonder - if he's any - good at -- swimming
Or more importantly, if he's into rimming
All I wanna do is get fully laid
Mom does it too, and she gets paid
But maybe I'm confused, amongst other stuff
'Cuz I still dream about my best friends muff (that's me)
Written by: Cyndii Valentine, Synthia J Pop
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