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Tech Store Trap
Punk
Tech Store Trap was released on September 16, 2025 by Glass Half Wild as a part of the album Tech Store Trap - Single
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Release DateSeptember 16, 2025
LabelGlass Half Wild
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM179

Music Video

Music Video

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
No Refunds
No Refunds
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Justin Wong
Justin Wong
Composer

Lyrics

Walked in, got slapped in the face
By a sea of clones in a corporate maze
No registers, no checkout lane
Just a scavenger hunt in a tech-brain drain
Yo, where's the till? Where do I pay?
"Uh, just find some dude with an iPad, okay?"
You all look the same! What a joke!
Am I supposed to tap random folks?
Tech store trap, I'm lost in the void
Just wanna buy my cable, but I’m getting destroyed
Fifteen bucks for some plastic and wire
But first I gotta play this game of vampire
Found the guy, oh look at that grin
He’s tapping his screen like he’s letting me win
"Would you like to use Apple Pay?"
NO DUDE, I HAVE CASH TODAY!
Ain’t got time for your Möbius loop
Just take my bills, let me fly the coop
I don't need a digital shrine
Just a damn receipt that’s mine!
Tech store trap, I’m stuck in a mess
Terms and conditions, I failed the test
Scanning my soul just to buy some junk
And in a month, this wire is fucked!
Print it, beam it, send it to space
Scan my wrist, read my face
Next time I’ll carve my name in stone
Or maybe just leave my phone at home
I JUST WANNA PAY WITH CASH!
I JUST WANNA PAY WITH CASH!
STOP MAKING THIS SO HARD!
Tech store trap, I’m losing my mind
Screw your updates, I’m done this time
Plastic, metal, overpriced lie
I don’t understand this planet—goodbye!
Written by: Justin Wong
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