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Double Diamond was released on January 16, 2026 by Rough Trade as a part of the album The Demise Of Planet X

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OVERVIEW

LYRICS

Music Video

Music Video

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS

Sleaford Mods

Performer

Andrew Fearn

Programming

Jason Williamson

Jason Williamson

Vocals

COMPOSITION & LYRICS

Andrew Fearn

Composer

Jason Williamson

Jason Williamson

Songwriter

PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING

Sleaford Mods

Producer

Matt Colton

Mastering Engineer

Lyrics

[Intro]

Trends

You know they come, you know they come and then they go

You know they come, you know they come and then they go

Trends

You know they come, you know they come and then they go

You know they come, you know they come and then they go

Trends, trends

You know they come, you know they come and then they go

You know they come, you know they come and then they go

You know they come and go

[Verse 1]

These early mornings just fuck me up

The smell of pale ale makes a man pale, duck

I can’t stand this fucking line anymore

It's shit galore, workhouse

And a knicker blocker glory, bocker

I don’t like puddings

Dodging diamonds at sixteen revs per minute

Here sits a big cock-faced bastard and he's over the fucking limit

Tomato sauce it’s a mushroom

Looks really dirty on my fucking plate

I got a fishbone hanging from my gob like a matchstick, mate

The yellow streetlight, unleaded, diesel

I start it up, ooh

Pop goes the

Pop goes the fuckin weasel

The A52, Saturday Nights Fever

And why the fuck have you got a personal page on Wikipedia?

You've done fuck all

It's called the blag, Jason

Oh, fuck the blag

Yes, the blag

Spinning dogshit, still smells really bad.

I don't like puddings

I want big bum hole to suck me up

Who goes there!

It's Captain Cook from the planet

I still don't know what the fuck I'm on about, duck

Minimum cage

Maximum cage

For me and you

Minimum cage

Maximum cage

Eat it

These fucking drug dealers

After about a year, they start to lose weight

Sit down

It's not my fucking problem, mate

You see 'em out an' about, you can't have a laugh with these twats

Just look at you like you're going on about something you shouldn't be going on about

What are you gonna do?

Why don't you get your main supplier over here, then?

It won’t take him five minutes

Fucking wanker only lives in St Ann's

Why don't you tell him I'm a sex worker

He'll come over then

In fact, why don't you tell him I'm a sex worker on crack, and I'm willing

In fact, more than willing to be his slave

To wither and worm, through the rotten soil of Nowhere Land

To live on scraps fed from the palm of his hand

Go and get your fuckin' man, chicken!

Written by: Andrew Fearn, Jason Williamson

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