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The Hyperchannel Rag
Soundtrack
The Hyperchannel Rag was released on March 11, 2025 by B-13 Productions as a part of the album Selections from Khan!!! The Musical! A Parody Trek-tacular
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Release DateMarch 11, 2025
LabelB-13 Productions
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Laura Whittenberger
Laura Whittenberger
Background Vocals
Marissa Chalker
Marissa Chalker
Background Vocals
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Brent Black
Brent Black
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Brent Black
Brent Black
Executive Producer
Joseph Skinner
Joseph Skinner
Producer
Tony Calabro
Tony Calabro
Engineer
Emanuel Kratc
Emanuel Kratc
Engineer
Jesus San Martin
Jesus San Martin
Engineer
Jordan Jones
Jordan Jones
Engineer

Lyrics

Mr. Khan Noonien siiiings
The Hyperchannel Rag
Notice how his Russian accent is always convincing
Almost
Do you read me?
Nice to meet you!
Uh, we've met, sir
Nice to greet you!
You seem different
I feel fine, ma'am
You've got blood around your ear
The better to hear you my dear
Uh nicked it on a pruning shear
Uh cut it shaving off my beard!
Yeah, that's it
Where're ya headed?
To your station
Wait, to where now?
Your location
Why, what happened?
Well, good news
We scanned for life and there was none
So just go home, your job is done
Oh no no no no, no no no no no
No, noo noo nooo!
We weren't expecting you for 3 more months
You must give us more time!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Who in the hell do they think they are?
The rotten
Starfleet
Slime
Can you hold off?
We're on route now
Just a minute!
Gotta scoot now
This is madness!
One last thing though
Please prepare the premises, we're also taking Genesis
Oh no no no no, no no no no no
Nooo noooo!
This is not a toy for your torpedo bay
We've got more tests to do!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
I have my orders
Well who gave the order?
Yeah! Who wants to screw us?
And dash all our progress?
And steal our plans and put us out of work?
Hee hee hee hee
It was definitely
Indubitably
Unilaterally
Yeah?
Admiral James T. Kirk!
Freakin' Starfleet!
Bunch of assholes!
Just following orders
Kirk, that bastard!
Reliant out
Written by: Brent Black
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