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Let's Commit Crimes Together
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On Tour
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Let's Commit Crimes Together was released on October 10, 2025 by 16 Entertainment Under Exclusive License from That Handsome Devil as a part of the album 2 For Flinching - Single
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Release DateOctober 10, 2025
Label16 Entertainment Under Exclusive License from That Handsome Devil
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM174

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
That Handsome Devil
That Handsome Devil
Performer
Godforbid of T.H.D
Godforbid of T.H.D
Lead Vocals
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Jeremy Page
Jeremy Page
Composer
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Jeremy Page
Jeremy Page
Producer

Lyrics

I wanna steal a candy bar
Or maybe a car
I wanna get some money
That I didn't have to work for
Let's wear a mask like it's Halloween
And spraypaint vulgarities
On government property
Use the money at the Walgreens
That we got from Monopoly
Let's make fake names
Get maced in the face
And chased by Great Danes
Let's escape on freight trains
Let's wear fake mustaches
With British accents
Call cops fascists
While they try to catch us
Let's do burglaries and frauds
Let's run through security guards
Or whoever's in charge
Let's pull off some elaborate heists
Dodge the satellites
Check the dogs, pick the locks, and go skippin’ off
Let's commit crimes together
Let's go to the McDonald's
To get a cup of water
And when they're not looking
We fill it up with Coca-Cola
Well, I don't even drink soda
We just got a crime quota
Let's liberate animals from research facilities
Go in reverse through the streets of Little Italy
On a moped we stole from the pizza delivery
Let's commit crimes together
Let's be accomplices
Rob pharmacists, make some most wanted lists
Behead some local monuments
C'mon, buddy
Let's commit crimes together
Let’s go to people's houses
When we're not invited over
And take the change within the cushions
Of their sofa
I ain't even broke, man, I told ya
We just got a crime quota
Written by: Christian Oppel, Jeremy Page
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