Anybody else grab a gun?

Come on, we're waiting on some racers, yeah, we're looking for some players

Here's where you're winning, guys, teddy bears, how about you give it a go?

Try it out, take it for a spin, it's a magical trip around the sun, tons of fun, anybody else grab a gun?

What a, what a race, and that's right, a little squirt gun action for your satisfaction

Hello, how you guys wanna join us? It's two dollars a player, you get three for five

The more players we have, the bigger the prize

I want a big red nose, I want some floppy shoes

I want a squirtin' flower squirt it on you

Like all the bad clowns do

I want to juggle bowling pins in the sun

I want to join the circus, the circus looks like fun

I'll sit and work the gate, or I can guess your weight

I'll even sell the corn dogs, I don't care

As long as I am there

I'll hand out baseballs at the dunk tank

I'll ride my funny car laughing all the way to the bank

'Cause I'm a carney man, I'm a carney man

I'm a carney man, yeah, I'm a carney man

A carney man, carney man

A human cannonball, I'll rise above it all

Up higher than the trapeze, I can fly

Oh God, I'm gonna die

I am a carney worker, I make two bucks

Every hour come to find out this job it really sucks

'Cause I'm a carney man, I'm a carney man

I'm a carney man, yeah, I'm a carney man

A carney man, carney man

You need a corn dog, I can tell

You need a corn dog, I can tell

I'm a carney man

Anybody else grab a gun?

Come on, we're waiting on some racers, yeah, we're looking for some players

Here's where you're winning, guys, teddy bears-