Fascist Five - The Incomplete Orchestra: Song Lyrics, Music Videos & Concerts

The Incomplete Orchestra

Fascist Five

Latin Rap

Fascist Five was released on November 10, 2025 by The Incomplete Orchestra as a part of the album Hat Trick

Song Details

Release DateNovember 10, 2025

LabelThe Incomplete Orchestra

LanguageEnglish

Melodicness

Acousticness

Valence

Danceability

Energy

BPM109

OVERVIEW

LYRICS

Music Video

Music Video

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS

The Incomplete Orchestra

The Incomplete Orchestra

Performer

Brandon Kyle Montoya

Brandon Kyle Montoya

DJ

COMPOSITION & LYRICS

Brandon Kyle Montoya

Brandon Kyle Montoya

Lyrics

PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING

Brandon Kyle Montoya

Brandon Kyle Montoya

Producer

Lyrics

Oh, gather round, folks, for a tale most absurd

About five big grifters and the chaos they stirred

They're slick, they're sly, they're a circus of schemes

They'll sell you the stars while they pocket your dreams

First up's Elon with his rockets and cars

He's tweeting up storms from his couch on Mars

Buy my flamethrowers, my brain chips, my bots

But his self-driving cars, they still crash into lots

He's a meme lord king with a plan most bizarre

To colonize space, but he can't parallel park a car

Next comes the Don with his hair like a swirl

He's back in the White House, oh, what a whirl

I'm the best, he declares, the most bigly, it's true

While he sells golden sneakers and NFTs too

He's got rallies and chants and a wall in his head

But his plans are as solid as jello on bread

Then there's the robot in human disguise

With his metaverse dreams and his dead glassy eyes

Join my new world, he says with a grin

But his avatar's legs, they don't end at the shin

He's collecting your data, your pics, and your thoughts

While his empire of face space quietly rots

Now Rippard slinks in with his papers and screens

Spinning stories so wild they belong in your dreams

Fear this, fear that, be afraid, don't you see?

And while you're distracted, I'll take your TV

He's a mogul of mayhem, a baron of bile

Turning truth into trash with a wink and a smile

Last but not least, there's BB the Hawk

With his maps and his plans and his endless jaw talk

It's all for the cause, he proclaims with a smirk

While the world watches on and goes, does this guy work?

He's a master of spin, a dealer of deals

But his promises rust like old bicycle wheels

Together they grift, oh what a sight

Acquainted of chaos, a circus of spite

They'll sell you the moon, they'll sell you the sky

But don't look too close, or you'll see the lie

So beware of the Five, with their schemes and their tricks

They're as slippery as soap and as sharp as toothpicks

They'll promise the world, but they'll take all they can

And leave you with nothing but a hat in your hand

But here's the real twist, the punchline, the joke

Their empires of ego are built on thin smoke

For grifters may rise, but they always will fall

And the people will laugh as they take down the wall

So cheer up my friends, though the Five may seem tough

Their grift's just a game, and we've all had enough

Written by: Brandon Kyle Montoya

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