"Car Keys" is a previously unreleased track, first recorded and released for the "Requiem For A City Band" garage sessions.

I buttoned up my silk cuffs and pulled on my lucky jeans

Patted down my jacket, but the pockets been picked clean

I found her sofa lounging, laser-locked on trash TV

Polite as a diplomat, I asked, "Honey you seen my keys?"

She was ticking like a time bomb, acting out like she was dumb

Right then I saw my Playboy keychain twirling on her thumb

And I said

Gimme back my car keys, I got things to do downtown

Gimme back my car keys, got no time for foolin' round

It might look to you like justice

But it's just insane to me

Gimme back my keys

She turned and flashed a face that'd put an angel in his grave

I knew she saw my dress boots, and smelled my Woolworth's after shave

The air was thick with fury like the scene before a crime

She jumped up spitting kerosene, saying, "Tonight I draw the line"

She knee-capped me with a straight chair and mad-dashed across the floor

She left skid marks down the hallway, slammed and locked the bathroom door

And I said

Gimme back my car keys...

Through the door she lectured long and loud about sin and lowdown men

All the while I was at the keyhole with a screwdriver in my hand

It crossed my desperate mind to head out and flag down a bus

But I froze dead when I heard Ker-Splash, then the Johnny flush

I dropped the tool and shoulder-rammed the door right off its frame

Just in time to watch my car keys spinning down the drain

I said hey

Gimme back my car keys...