Bird gang

Look at my mask, it's golden

Don't ask, who am I? No Emotion

JuanLargo Tha Six

Me and Melon

Yeah, uh

Ever since she died I find it hard busting a nut on my Marge Simpson sock

The only pain in the butt that makes me cry is a hemorrhoid

I'll never stop getting arrested for flashing flashlights

I need a side chick that has a passion for slashing tires

This song is sponsored by unpaid bills and expired burger king coupons

If you're not here to hear my sadness please move on

I'm a black man going swimming

Gave my penis a toothbrush mustache and looking for jewish women

Too many mass shootings in the club and somebody's gonna get pregnant

Life is hard when you keep getting catfished by bullfrogs

I am the first negro street fighter, call me Balrog

I am eating chaos and burping enlightenment

I will only eat chips and dip if it comes with serendipity

Listen to me, I'm a real ****, even though I'm unbelievable

I will keep rapping like this until the game is patched

Baptized in a swimming pool of Hennessy

I only date girls that smell like old memories

I pull all of my rap lyrics out of a vending machine

My online persona gives way more love from my momma

I used to catch run-away oompa-loompas and bring them back to massa

Watch how IShowSpeed who runs faster

Wow, I didn't realise I got so good at mobile banking while I'm driving

Stephen Hawking was so good at because he didn't have to waste time thinking about walking

I am a monkey in a cage getting shocked everyday with a taser

Give me a calculator

Have you ever though about what kind of porn amish people jack off too?

I'm not gonna watch The Princess Bride, that movie sounds like it's probably for girls

I can't play videogames in the car, it makes me wanna hurl

Why do Japanese people get nose bleeds when they see a hot chick?

Pull the car around so you can suck on my dick

America is a safe country for people who have evil in their soul

Rub one out if you wanna cure your hangover

If army guys are supposed to be so tough, why do they wear berets?

Those hats are pretty fucking gay

Two glass repair trucks, head-on collision on the highway

If you're running sound on a gig and I hear any feedback, I'm judging the fuck out of you

Rest your head on a cardboard pillow while you scroll on Zillow

Tate McRae sounds like the name of a guy who dropped out of high school and joined the KKK

I only date girls so I can trick them into being in my downline at Mary Kay