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F**k Walmart
Rock
F**k Walmart was released on October 28, 2025 by Emily's ToyBox as a part of the album It's OK to Swear
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Release DateOctober 28, 2025
LabelEmily's ToyBox
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM173

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Emily's ToyBox
Emily's ToyBox
Performer
Michael Wise
Michael Wise
Vocals
Brandon Reece
Brandon Reece
Background Vocals, Guitar
Rick Lienhard
Rick Lienhard
Bass Guitar, Background Vocals
Jeff Stumpf
Jeff Stumpf
Drums, Background Vocals
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Michael Wise
Michael Wise
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Brandon Reece
Brandon Reece
Recording Engineer, Mixing Engineer, Mastering Engineer, Producer

Lyrics

I went to Walmart just the other day
All I wanted to get was a bottle of KY
And it was none of their fucking business why I needed KY
I went up to the check out and I’m like here
And she’s like, what do you got KY for?
It’s none of your fucking business, just take my money and let me go
So I said,
Fuck Walmart, Fuck Walmart, Fuck Walmart, Fuck Walmart
Fuck Walmart, Fuck em all to hell
Then there was that time, I was in the toy isle
I was playing with all the toys, pushing their hands
They’re singing songs and they’re dancing for me
Then this stupid bitch that works there she’s in the other isle
She comes over she’s like, sir you’re going to have to pay for that
And I’m like, how do I know if I want it if I can’t fucking play with it?
So I said,
Fuck Walmart, Fuck Walmart, Fuck Walmart, Fuck Walmart
Fuck Walmart, Fuck em all to hell
(Guitar solo)
(Ramblings from a pissed off walmart shopper)
Fuck Walmart, Fuck Walmart, Fuck Walmart, Fuck Walmart
Fuck Walmart, Fuck em all to hell
And I said,
Fuck Walmart, Fuck Walmart, Fuck Walmart, Fuck Walmart
Fuck Walmart, Fuck em all to hell
Written by: Michael Wise
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