I lit my sage and they lit their pitchforks

Posted "Jesus saves", like it's their damn sport

I said happy Litha, they screamed you're a whore

While hiding scandals behind them church doors

Told me to find God, bitch, I did

She's a moonlit queen with a crescent crown lid

She don't need ties or a pedo defense

Just hurt someone and common sense

They scroll my page through holy shade

Then DM pics, they shouldn't have made

I chant and curse, they pray and judge

But honey, their pastor's got an OnlyFans spot

Witch, please, I ain't the one casting shame while on my knees

You bless your food, but curse your niece

Keep your cross, I'll take my peace

And a wand and a joint and a spell to release

Wedge, please, try meditation or just get laid

Your wound's so tight, even God's afraid

Your hay parade's just insecure shade

Witch, please

They scream repent while they cheat on their taxes

Judge me for crystals, but wear hidden glasses

Holler witchcraft's evil, then light a birthday cake

Baby, your logic got a holy ache

Preach about sin while you're deep in sin

Use a fake prayer rods, like a damn login

Talking about love, but it's all up front

You hate who you are, that's true stun

Oh, sweetie, you're not persecuted

You're just pissed, nobody clapped

When you ruin someone's pride post with a sermon recap

You need less dogma, more doggy style

Go touch grass or boobs or both

Seriously?

Go outside!

Amen, halle-fuckin'-lujah

Even Satan's like, damn, I didn't screw ya

Your holy war is a damn mirage, now go anoint yourself with some good ol' massage

Witch, please, you mad 'cause I'm free and you're stuck in fear

No, Jesus, don't vibe with your hate smear

I hex with love, you shame with smears

And guess what, hun, we're still here

Witch, please, try a tarot card instead of a tantrum

I bless my tits and burn my anthem

You rage online, but deep inside

You just wish your spells actually had that glide

So sip your tea, say your grace

But don't forget your mask of grace

You're not better, just louder, baby

Loud ain't power, it's just fake faith

With glitter tape