Keep It Simple

Two cars, three kids, six phones A whole lot of confusion up here in my home Five-hundred stations on the TV screen Five-hundred versions of the same ol' thing Y'all know it's crazy And it's drivin' me insane Well, I don't wanna be a superman I just wanna go somewhere, use my hands And keep it simple Oh real simple You know I called my doctor on the telephone The lines were open, but there was nobody home Press one, press two, press pound, press three Why can't somebody just pick up the phone and talk to me? Y'all know it's crazy You know it's driving me insane I don't wanna be a superman I just wanna go somewhere, use my hands And keep it simple (Yes I do) Real simple (Play the blues) Well I went down to the local coffee store The menu went from the ceiling all the way down to the floor Decaf, cappuccino, or latte said the cashier I said gimme a small cup of coffee and let me get the hell up outta here Y'all know it's crazy Oh it's driving me insane Well, I don't wanna be a superman I just wanna go somewhere, use my hands And keep it simple Oh lord, real simple Well now I don't wanna be a superman I just wanna go somewhere, use my hands And keep it simple Real simple Real simple