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Ms. Menoclaus
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Ms. Menoclaus was released on November 16, 2025 by Kringle Ltd. as a part of the album Ms. Menoclaus - Single
ReleasedNovember 16, 2025
LabelKringle Ltd.
LanguageEnglish
BPM108
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy

Lyrics

Hot hot, hot hot
Hot hot hot hot hot
'Twas the night before Christmas, I'm still awake
Night sweats are something I just can't shake
But the sleigh won't fly if I ever pause
So tonight, just call me Ms. Menoclaus
Hot flashes in a polar freeze
Elves won't listen, just do as they please
Brain fog, I can't find the naughty list
Cookies, cookies, straight to my hips
Santa's in the kitchen, crumbs on his chin
I'm yellin' - Get movin', clock's a tickin
Reindeer won't line up, no toys in the sack
I'm sweating but keeping it all on track
Hot flashes in a polar freeze
It always feels like I gotta pee
I know outside it's five below
But please, someone open up a window
Hot, hot, no relief for me
Hot, hot, gimme some HRT
Not, not, holly, reindeer, or toys
Hot, hot, gimme Christmas joy
Santa's out the door, elves are all in bed
At last some peace so I can clear my head
Poured a glass of wine, it's time to take a pause
Cheers to me, just call me Ms. Menoclaus
Hot flashes
Hot flashes
Hot flashes
Somebody open a window please
Hot flashes
Hot flashes
Somebody open a window please
Shoo-wop, shoo-wop
Shoo-wop, shoo-body
Open a window please
Written by: Kellie Jean Kreiser

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