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Mistletoe Bikini
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Dance
Mistletoe Bikini was released on November 20, 2025 by Courtney Stodden as a part of the album Mistletoe Bikini - Single
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Release DateNovember 20, 2025
LabelCourtney Stodden
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM125

Music Video

Music Video

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Courtney Stodden
Courtney Stodden
Background Vocals
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Jay Diggs
Jay Diggs
Producer

Lyrics

[Intro]
Hey, it's Courtney Cane
And I've been a very bad girl all year
[Verse 1]
Dear Santa, this is gonna sound crazy
I've had a crush on you all year, don't hate me
I don't want a doll or a shiny new bike
I just wanna huff on your pipe all night
Come and slay me
With your jingle bells, baby
[Chorus]
So, kiss me under my mistletoe bikini
Tastes so sweet, like a candy cane martini
Lock me up with your cinnamon tongue
Don't stop, Santa, here I come
Kiss me
(Crack the whip, daddy)
Kiss me
(I really need it badly)
Kiss me
(Get a little naughty)
Come open me up and see
[Verse 2]
Dear Santa, last night was amazing
The way you slid into my DMs had me melting
And when you came over with your bag of tricks
I really liked the taste of your peppermint stick
Call me, maybe
After tonight, baby
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[Chorus]
So, kiss me under my mistletoe bikini
Tastes so sweet, like a candy cane martini
Lock me up with your cinnamon tongue
Don't stop, Santa, here I come
Kiss me
(Crack the whip, daddy)
Kiss me
(I really need it badly)
Kiss me
(Get a little naughty)
Come open me up and see
[Bridge]
You've reached Santa's voicemail. Leave a message!
Hey, Santa? It's Courtney. Is Mrs. Claus there? Look, I know you're fat and all, but you can slide down my chimney any time. Oh, and by the way? You're steady as fuck!
[Chorus]
So, kiss me under my mistletoe bikini
Tastes so sweet, like a candy cane martini
Lock me up with your cinnamon tongue
Don't stop, Santa, here I come
Kiss me
(Crack the whip, daddy)
Kiss me
(I really need it badly)
Kiss me
(Get a little naughty)
Come open me up and see
[Chorus]
Kiss me under my mistletoe bikini
Tastes so sweet, like a candy cane martini
Lock me up with your cinnamon tongue
Don't stop, Santa, here I come
Kiss me
(Crack the whip, daddy)
Kiss me
(I really need it badly)
Kiss me
(Get a little naughty)
Come open me up and see
Written by: Courtney Stodden
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