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Applications Suck
Singer/Songwriter
Applications Suck was released on November 24, 2025 by 7482704 Records DK as a part of the album Everything Sucks
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Release DateNovember 24, 2025
Label7482704 Records DK
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM80

Music Video

Music Video

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Jason Tyler Guest
Jason Tyler Guest
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COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Jason Tyler Guest
Jason Tyler Guest
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Jason Tyler Guest
Jason Tyler Guest
Producer

Lyrics

I woke up at noon still in yesterday's clothes
Clicked easy apply like I'm swiping on ghosts
Upload résumé number four hundred and three
Same bullet points since twenty seventeen that's me
They want ten years experience for an entry level gig
Need a bachelor's a master's and three letters that jig
Know sql react and ancient cobol too
Also be fluent in klingon and under twenty two
Job applications suck they suck so bad
They suck the soul right out of everything I ever had
They ask me for my biggest weakness here's the truth you pricks
Existing in your broken system that's the one that really ticks
Job applications suck
Cover letter template I just change the name
Dear hiring manager I'm perfect play your game
Tell me why I want to sling your corporate slop
While I cry in the bathroom of a starbucks just to stop
They ghost me like a tinder date that saw my bank account
HR's we went another direction yeah straight out of town
Automated rejection at 3 02 am
Thanks for your interest we'll keep you in mind go to hell karen
Are you a rockstar are you a ninja are you a wizard with grit
Do you thrive in fast paced chaos and eat stress for every bit
Do you want unpaid overtime with a smile on your face
Congratulations you're hired in some alternate capitalist hell space
Job applications suck they suck the marrow from my bones
They suck harder than the silence from my broken telephone
Seven months a thousand clicks into the void what the fuck
I hope your ats catches fire
Cause job applications suck
Written by: Jason Tyler Guest
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